I call first dibs on Lee Dixon being my Internet boyfriend.
I’m stealing this joke from my cool friend, Abby, a fellow writer and dumb joke enthusiast:
And for those of you who don’t find this joke funny, here is some extra credit homework:
Oh, this one reminds me of my date for New Year’s Eve 2001…a big bottle of Chardonnay and a divorce…
The Baddest Mother Ever is on vacation this week, but I won’t leave you hanging. Here’s a tasteless joke that I heard on my day job:
What’s the generic name for Viagra?