Tag Archives: joke

Saturday Snort–Three Sexy Talkin’ Animals

snort beaver

snort giraffe

snort llama

Saturday Snort–Happy Hour at Home Depot?

 

wine sign

Saturday Snort–Owls

I call first dibs on Lee Dixon being my Internet boyfriend.  

Or girlfriend.  

Whatever.  Dibs.  

hooty

Saturday Snort–Knock Whom?

who-or-whomI’m stealing this joke from my cool friend, Abby, a fellow writer and dumb joke enthusiast:

Knock, knock…

Who’s there?

To

To who?

To whom.

And for those of you who don’t find this joke funny, here is some extra credit homework:

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Saturday Snort–The Grape Depression

Oh, this one reminds me of my date for New Year’s Eve 2001…a big bottle of Chardonnay and a divorce…

wine respect

Phoning It In: Tasteless Joke Tuesday

The Baddest Mother Ever is on vacation this week, but I won’t leave you hanging.  Here’s a tasteless joke that I heard on my day job:

What’s the generic name for Viagra?

Mycoxafloppin

BAM!