The Stuff That Comes Out of My Mouth

16 Dec

wdyaParenting Pop Quiz – December 16th

Which of the following statements did I utter this weekend?

A.  “Please wash the poo off the bottom of the minivan.”

B.  “Grab the Dustbuster.  He just poured half a cup of powdered garlic down his diaper.”

C.  “Get your foot out of the popcorn.”

D.  All of the above.

I guess it’s lucky that only one was said to G.

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3 Responses to “The Stuff That Comes Out of My Mouth”

  1. Aussa Lorens December 17, 2013 at 12:52 am #

    Ha! Oh my gosh the internet is making me terrified of motherhood ;)

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