Parenting Pop Quiz – December 16th
Which of the following statements did I utter this weekend?
A. “Please wash the poo off the bottom of the minivan.”
B. “Grab the Dustbuster. He just poured half a cup of powdered garlic down his diaper.”
C. “Get your foot out of the popcorn.”
D. All of the above.
I guess it’s lucky that only one was said to G.
Ha! Oh my gosh the internet is making me terrified of motherhood 😉
Don’t let it! Totally worth the ridiculousness.
I do hear there’s a trade off 🙂