I’m stealing this joke from my cool friend, Abby, a fellow writer and dumb joke enthusiast:
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
To
To who?
To whom.
And for those of you who don’t find this joke funny, here is some extra credit homework:
Yo mama’s so fat that scientists track her position by observing anomalies in Pluto’s orbit.
Yo mama’s so fat that China uses her to block the internet.
Yo mama’s so stupid that her exchange particle is a “moron”.
Yo mama’s so old that she goes on carbon dates.
Yo mama’s such a ho that even the noble gases are attracted to her.
Yo momma so fat, she took geometry in high school just cause she heard there was gonna be some pi.
Yo momma so mean she has no standard deviation.
