Oh, I laughed so hard at this one! I hope it makes you giggle, too. If it doesn’t, you probably need professional help….
Then I read this one and decided that it’s funny too because penis.
Saturday Snort–Freudian Slip
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Saturday Snort — Dreamers
I soooo would have dated him in 1985…
And him in 1991…..
But I decided on a career instead…
Which has its rewards, too…
Saturday Snort–Yo Mama Is a Nerd
Yo mama’s so fat that scientists track her position by observing anomalies in Pluto’s orbit.
Yo mama’s so fat that China uses her to block the internet.
Yo mama’s so stupid that her exchange particle is a “moron”.
Yo mama’s so old that she goes on carbon dates.
Yo mama’s such a ho that even the noble gases are attracted to her.
Yo momma so fat, she took geometry in high school just cause she heard there was gonna be some pi.
Yo momma so mean she has no standard deviation.
Saturday Snort – Courtesy of Dr. G
Living with a chemist isn’t always easy. We go through more bleach than your average household. He thinks the swimming pool is a big lab for experimenting. When I wanted to use a pressure washer on the concrete in our new screened porch, he said that was crazy talk…we should use hydrochloric acid instead. Much safer.
But he’s funny, that G. He found this easy-to-understand infographic about the way our weights would differ on other planets:
Saturday Snort
This came from my British friend, Ann. It sure made me snort. Hit “Like” if you get it!
(pssst: This bird is called the Blue-Footed Boobie)