Category Archives: Dumb Jokes

Saturday Snort–Worst Valentines Ever?

So which one gets your vote for Worst Valentine EVER?

val kanye 2

val taylor

val darwin

val patrick

val hoff

man of the house

Saturday Snort–Trash Talk

Here are two of my favorite examples of trash talk.   Try one out next time you’re being a bad mutha!


If-you-dream-of-beating-me-up-youd-better-wake-up-and-apologize.-Muhammad-Ali

Barkley

socks

Saturday Snort–Some Suggestions for Resolutions

More exercise?

NYR4

Lose a few pounds?

NYR2

Get back into your skinny jeans?

NYR1

Or curb that excessive awesomeness?

NYR5

Saturday Snort–Three Signs You’re Gettin’ Coal

santa

text dad

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The Stuff That Comes Out of My Mouth

wdyaParenting Pop Quiz – December 16th

Which of the following statements did I utter this weekend?

A.  “Please wash the poo off the bottom of the minivan.”

B.  “Grab the Dustbuster.  He just poured half a cup of powdered garlic down his diaper.”

C.  “Get your foot out of the popcorn.”

D.  All of the above.

I guess it’s lucky that only one was said to G.