Yo mama’s so fat that scientists track her position by observing anomalies in Pluto’s orbit.
Yo mama’s so fat that China uses her to block the internet.
Yo mama’s so stupid that her exchange particle is a “moron”.
Yo mama’s so old that she goes on carbon dates.
Yo mama’s such a ho that even the noble gases are attracted to her.
Yo momma so fat, she took geometry in high school just cause she heard there was gonna be some pi.
Yo momma so mean she has no standard deviation.
Snort! Where the heck you get all of those??
My Uncle Google told them to me when I was a kid!
I thought I heard every yo mama joke, but these are some new and hilarious ones! Your posts rock my world! Love you!
Hey, Natalie! Of course the Baddest Mother knows good Yo Mama jokes!
I like the last one and so will my husband.
Hooray for statistics jokes!
I have Chem jokes posted in my classroom, but these might get me in trouble. I especially love, ” your momma’s exchange particle is a moron.”
That NaHBr joke would work on your wall!
I asked yo Mama if she had any sodium hypo bromide and she said “NaHBr”
hahahahahaha!!!
LOVE it