This is my super duper glamorous friend, Moxie Anne Magnus
the currently reigning
Intergalactic Towel Day Ambassador 2013!
As part of her official duties, Moxie criss-crosses the galaxy on her quest to teach the masses about the late, great author Douglas Adams, author of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. And to snatch up some harh.
Here’s a little taste of Moxie’s bio:
I was born in space on the SS Eva Gabor, a merchant class ship trading in hair and beauty products. At six years old, I was abducted by pirates and sold as a slave in the Orion markets. Ironically, I ended up in the great and ancient Orion wig factories of Verex III (Wig making was one of the few ancient Orion technologies that survived into the modern era). To ease my pain, I threw my little self into my work. I was a natural wig-maker, a recognized child prodigy. At age 15, I won my freedom by defeating the greatest wig-maker in the Orion Syndicate. I made my way to Paris, an orphan. My wig-making skills had preceded me and I was on my way to becoming a fashion icon and intergalactic celebrity, but I gave up that life to answer the call of fate and duty: I applied and was accepted into Starfleet Academy. I graduated in record time with a double PhD in xenocosmotology and Astrobiology. My thesis, “Zero-G Styling Technology: Captain we have Lift-off”, is still recognized as the seminal work in its field. I was assigned to the USS Enterprise as chief cosmetology officer under Captain James T. Kirk.
And she’s been making the universe more beautiful ever since.
Check out Moxie’s webisodes at her blog: http://moxiemagnus.blogspot.com/
Do you know where your towel is?