Zombies Who Attack! Zombies That Attack?

24 Feb

zombie signRecently, this question was posed to the editors of The Chicago Manual of Style:

Q. When referring to a zombie, should I use the relative pronoun who (which would refer to a person) or that (since, technically, the zombie is no longer living)? Essentially, does a zombie cease to become a “person” in the grammatical sense?

I have no ninja sword like Michonne and I cannot shoot like Maggie, but this is about relative pronouns, folks.  Someone out there NEEDS HELP with a grammatical conundrum.  We can do this.  We can help.  So tell me your thoughts…

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8 Responses to “Zombies Who Attack! Zombies That Attack?”

  1. Leigh February 24, 2013 at 9:44 pm #

    I confess that I have never given this much thought; however, I believe that since a zombie is not a living thing then the pronoun of choice should be “that”, as in “The zombie that bit Hershel was dispensed forthwith.”
    I know of several FB friends who are grammar Nazis and I think that they will agree.

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    • Christopher Sheets February 24, 2013 at 11:22 pm #

      I believe this calls for Sheets’ Special Rule of Zombie Relativity. The answer is that, if the zombie was formerly a relative of yours, you use “who.” Any other walker is properly referred to as “that.”

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      • baddestmotherever February 25, 2013 at 3:41 pm #

        Well said, Mr. Sheets! It’s as if you do this for a living…

    • baddestmotherever February 25, 2013 at 3:41 pm #

      Imagine an army of grammar nazi zombies. Fearsome.

      Reply
  2. Margie Brimer February 25, 2013 at 12:46 am #

    I like your point Christopher. Nice to see zombies are still relevant though…have a little project in the works so I hope they stay that way.

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    • baddestmotherever February 25, 2013 at 3:40 pm #

      I read an interesting article (can’t remember where!) about the differing popularity of vampire fiction and zombie fiction. The author argued that zombie fiction enjoys more popularity in tough economic timese because its hero is the “do-er” with practical skills. Vampire fiction with its decadence and eroticism, has more success in economic boom times.

      Reply
  3. Marie Davis February 25, 2013 at 1:17 pm #

    Just thought I tell you that I’m enjoying your blog. Keep it up!! Marie

    Reply
    • baddestmotherever February 25, 2013 at 3:18 pm #

      thanks, Marie!

      Reply

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