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Why, YES, it can get cuter.

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If you need your very own Wonder Woman, here she is! I think this one is a great power charm because she’s small enough to keep in a purse or pocket (about 3″ high) and easy to clean (in case the bottom of your purse looks like mine).  The base fits all Little People toys (psst…there’s an invisible plane too) ((I would show it to you BUT IT’S INVISIBLE)).  And perhaps you’ve noticed that she comes WITH BAT GIRL COMPANION!! squeeee.  Click the pic to buy your own.

Five Good Reasons to Have a Wonder Woman Handy

  1. Golden Lasso of Truth saves a lot of time you used to spend yelling, “Who left the bathroom looking like this?”
  2. Razor sharp boomerang tiara, for, lo, we live in the days of Honey Boo Boo. 
  3. Who better to have on your team in the event of a zombie apocalypse?
  4. Bulletproof bracelets…because Wayne LaPierre can kiss my ass.
  5. Tiny boots!

Diana of Themysciara

wonder woman

Continuing on the theme of gratitude, this picture explains why I appreciate our cleaning lady.  If you look closely, you’ll see that she’s not much of a duster.  But who am I to judge because I’m SO not a duster that I pay someone else to maybe think about dusting my house?  Anywho.  I am grateful for our cleaning lady because she has a knack for finding random things and placing them in these little still life arrangements.  For example, last night I went to put dinner on the table and discovered an arrangement of two candlesticks (not dusted), a pink bathroom freshener, two Fisher Price Little People , a milk bottle top and a white tribble.  Yes, the kind from Star Trek, sent to me by Moxie Anne Magnus, Chief Xenocosmetologist aboard the USS Enterprise under the command of Captain James T. Kirk.  Look her up on Facebook!

After thinking and writing about gratitude journals yesterday, I climbed in to bed and found Wonder Woman–who’s been missing since the summer–waiting for me beside the journal stack.  Isn’t she adorable?

I couldn’t remember the story of Wonder Woman, so I did a little wiki-ing and rediscovered all about the Lasso of Truth, the impervious bracelets, her razor sharp boomerang tiara, the invisible plane…all the best of Diana Prince (more here if you’re curious).  Did you know that her shield is made from Athena’s shield?

Now, take a look at adorable Wonder Woman up there^^^ then take a gander at the newer version…

 

new ww costume

Notice anything different?  Is that Kim Kardashian?  I especially like the Boob Strip across the bottom.  I guess it’s like Mrs. Potato Head pieces and you can snap on different boobs for different scenarios.