I’m probably going to English Major Hell for this one, but here goes…
OK, no more jokes about Poe. I shall poke fun at him nevermore.
Man, wouldn’t it be cool if T.S. Eliot was the surprise guest at next year’s Super Bowl halftime show? Maybe doing a duet with One Direction.
We always see pictures of Samuel Clemens in a white suit…so OF COURSE he wears tighty whities! Mystery solved.
If you like funny stories about underwear, check out this classic Baddest Mother Ever post:
Walking out of my shoe has NEVER resulted in a marriage proposal…
This fellow is called “Bad Joke Eel.” Here are a few examples of how he earned that name:
I hope these have you ‘eeling happy!
To continue this week’s themes of consignment sales, panties and goat butts:
Yesterday, I made reference to a traditional Polish proverb: “Not my circus, not my monkeys.” Here are some other odd sayings from other languages…
So which one gets your vote for Worst Valentine EVER?
Here are two of my favorite examples of trash talk. Try one out next time you’re being a bad mutha!
