Ladies, your busy schedule–what with working in a munitions factory AND keeping the home fires burning–is no excuse for not being fresh as a daisy. Please remember to shower before slipping into your brogans, coveralls and…what is that red thing, veal cutlets?
(I really have no room to talk. I woke up late yesterday and my beauty routine consisted of a double dose of Secret and a baby wipe to the face.)
Nothing is more important to wartime productivity than eight hours of restful sleep, girls! So slip into your peignoir and wrap your hair around some pork rinds (if you have the ration points).
Styles designed for VICTORY! Make THAT work, Heidi Klum.
Girl! Where did you get those shoes? I tried kitten heels but they kept getting wedged in the scaffolding.
We’re halfway through the work week and here’s Jenny’s advice thus far:
- Eat a man size meal.
- Don’t act like monkeys in the bathroom, nasty.
- Wash that thang.
- Get to bed. Nothing good happens after midnight.
- Denim coveralls and snood are optional but white gloves are mandatory.
- Leave the platform stilettos at home, Miss Kardashian.
I can get behind that plan!