Yesterday, I made reference to a traditional Polish proverb:  “Not my circus, not my monkeys.”  Here are some other odd sayings from other languages…

• Hebrew: You don’t threaten a prostitute using a penis.
• Russian: Don’t threaten a hedgehog with your naked butt.
• Korean: You got a cat to watch your fish. (you came up with a solution that didn’t solve anything)
• Norwegian: Taste is like the butt. It’s divided.
• Finnish: Climbed up the tree ass first (idiotic)
• My Grandfather:  You’re going around your ass to get to your elbow.
• French: Having noodles framing your asshole (lucky)
• Arabic: You bury me (I love you so much, I want to die before you do)
• Spanish: I don’t even have a dead guy at this funeral (I don’t have a dog in this fight)
• German: Two idiots, one thought (great minds think alike)
• Russian: In times like these, it helps to remember there have always been times like these.