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No one complained about having sushi for dinner.
Another word for “clean” is “sterile.”
- The sheets don’t have any cracker crumbs, Matchbox cars, wood chips, sand, or pee on them.
- It’s been 14 hours since I had to worry about the state of anyone else’s butt.
- I don’t even know which channel Nick Jr is on this TV.
- No alarm. I get to sleep until I decide to wake up.
- The bathroom has been “Sanitized for My Protection.”
- I had a one-hour uninterrupted conversation with a friend.
- There are no cats to let in then out then in then out then in then out. Then in.
- Surfaces. All of the furniture, the carpet, the counters–uncluttered.
- No one kissed me good night. And that makes me glad I’ll be home tomorrow night.
Top Ten Reasons I Know I’m Not at Home
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