Sleepy sleep sleep until the alarm squawks: BRA OFF
Time to take boy to school and mine likes to be walked in all the way to the classroom: BRA ON
Wait! Girl child says her tummy hurts. I win the coin toss for who works from home: BRA OFF!
An hour later, she feels fine and wants to go to school: BRA ON
Back to work at the dining room table: BRA OFF
OMG it’s SUNNY outside! Think I’ll go for a quick walk around the neighborhood: BRA ON
Sign back in to work: BRA OFF
Time for lunch. Salad from Zaxby’s so I can drive through or sushi from Fresh Market where I’ll have to walk inside? I could just go inside without a bra on but if I go out in public without a bra, your kids are going to learn some lessons about anatomy. So fair warning. And if I have to run, they’re going to learn about physics and cussing too. Hell, even if I’m standing still they’re going to learn about gravity. Hmmm…Zaxby’s it is: BRA OFF!
(I even wore bedroom shoes to guarantee that I wouldn’t be tempted to get out of the car for any reason. Reasons like Chipotle or Menchie’s.)
Salad lunch on the deck? BRA OFF STILLLLLLLL
More work. On the clock with my gals a’flappin. We got a streak going here: BRA REMAINS OFF
Early afternoon and the boy’s teacher calls from school. Now he’s suffering from gastric distress. “I’ll be there to get him in 10 minutes.” Just enough time to get my: BRA ON.
Plop him in front of Disney Jr with a bowl of Jello: BRA OFF (Watch it wiggle, see it jiggle…)
Back to work. Imagine if they knew I was doing all this productive stuff with my: BRA OFF
Text from husband. “Can you pick up the girl?”: BRA ON
“Y’all finish your homework before dinner. I’m going to finish up a few things for work”: BRA OFF
Pulling out stuff to make spaghetti and meatballs…we don’t have spaghetti. To Kroger we go: BRA ON
“Set the table!”: wine poured and BRA OFF
Kids in bed. Not enough steps on the Fitbit. Time for treadmill: BRA ON (because I tried it once with bra off and things got all out of synch)
Day is done, teeth are brushed, alarm is set: BRA OFF
All y’all women who can go through the day with or without a bra, count yourselves lucky. I wore a 38D for years, until I finally got fitted by a real bra expert. I now wear a 38G. I think it stands for “GOOD GOD!!”
What’s your average ON/OFF count for a day?